9/01/2007

Dane Cook is NOT the new Ryan Reynolds, dammit!!

OK, so I don't think anyone has actually said that, but I'm staging a preemptive strike, here.
  • First of all, Dane Cook is not funny. I will admit that, at first, I laughed along with everyone else. After about 5 minutes, though, I realized that he's really just a younger, scruffier version of Jerry Seinfeld without the whiny voice. Pointing out obvious things so show how hilarious they are is not , in my opinion, comedy.
  • Second, Ryan Reynolds is obviously much hotter than Dane Cook. He does clean-cut better, and he does scruffy better. Even though Dane Cook has never done ripped hottie, I'm still willing to bet Ryan Reynolds does it better. I mean, have you seen Blade 3? Horrible movie, granted, but come on! Yum!
  • Third and theoretically most important, acting. Dane Cook plays Dane Cook very well, but that's the extent of his range. Ryan Reynolds can do comedy, drama, action, etc. I'm not saying he's the next Marlon Brando, but he's better than at least half (okay, maybe fifty percent) of the actors out there.
So, in conclusion, (even though I know it's cheating to use those words to begin the conclusion) Ryan Reynolds rules and Dane Cook drools. The end. TTFN!!

2 spewed back:

Shawn said...

You have been Veto'ed. Dane Cook rules. His movies, maybe not so much, but overall his stand up is hilarious. Great energy...

Also, name a movie where Ryan Renolds played drama? And no, Van Wilder doesn't count...

spock74 said...

OK, maybe not drama drama, but he was good in The Amityville Horror. Technically horror, but it was pretty tense in a few places.

Also, I veto your veto. I reserve that right based on the fact that you thought The Prestige sucked and that you thought Transformers was the movie of the year.